WAKE UP BASTARDS!!!
The end is upon thee and we’re in need of more freaking champagne.
Awaken Awaken. Seriously though do as Dethklok and Awaken those demons. My gosh that is such a rocking song. Can’t wait to cop that album when I get the funds. Expect an attempt at some kind of review in the near future.
And you can already bet your black metal ass that I’m completely psyched about the new season. Episode one was great and the baby eater at the end during the credits was a nice touch. Still, I can’t wait to Dr. Rockzo makes his white lady sniffi’ ass back into the show. Ha, if that isn’t a blatant cheap shot at David Lee Roth and the sleazy days of cock rock, I don’t know what is?
And since I’m in a metal mood, my favorite New York Southern style Metalers, Everytime I Die, have a new album out, called The Big Dirty. Strange as I use to refer Big N’ Tasties as that back in my McDonald’s days. Anyway, they’ve got a rockn’ single out called We’rewolf. Oh gosh, the guitars on that beast are serial killing twisted. A nice sound of O.J. You can check out the video for We’rewolf below.
In other less metal news, the Spice Girls are announcing a comeback tour. I guess if you’ve been keeping up with baby mama drama between Eddie Murphey and Scary Spice, or you just love the Beckhams, then you’ve discovered that no, they aren’t dead.
I don’t know how I feel about them now as opposed to when I was younger. I mean look, they were great masturbation fodder for my teen years, (mmmm, Ginger Spice), but now I’ve moved on with my life. Besides, they’re cougars now. And it’s not like I imagine them wearing nothing but business skirts with the nice black nylon, summoning me from the cubicle hell know as work for a business meeting.
Only it’s not a business meeting, just a meeting between me and the girls. Then they tell me how I’ve been slacking at work and my job is in danger and that there is no way to save me from being fired.
Unless, I can please them all.
Then they proceed to rip off my tie and pounce on me and….
What?!
Don’t look at me like that.
I totally do not fantasize about them.
Anymore.
Well, moving on, to celebrate their return, here is Say You’ll Be There. I really dug this one. Not as annoying as Wannabe, and more groovy than 2 become 1. And the fact that I know that much, does make me gayer.
Sleepy out.
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Hey man,
good work, your knowledge in this stuff is crazy. And damn you for putting that image of Bea Arthur in my head, eewwwwww. But i have to say really nicely done, especially with the video. Your video game review was very nice, its just another clone. Liked the quest line in the pic, very nice. Keep it up man, this is good stuff.