Dewaynesleepy and The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

There’s an ancient Samoan folk tale that explains the concept of bad luck as a bad spirit that tends to strike people three times in a row before it decides to bow out.
I think the tale use to call the spirit of bad luck leaga aitu.
Actually I’m just joshing you. There is no Samoan folk [...]

A Sleepy Eyed Observation

The Great Mike Hype
The Baddest Man on the Planet
Mike Tyson use to scare the shit out of me!
Seriously, it was no joke that whenever I saw the baddest man on the planet back in his heyday I was scared of his career ending knockout punches. My ninja turtle underoos would be soaked with piss [...]

I Love Capcom (for now)

It may be hard to believe these days, especially with my limited time due to nonfun adult duties, but I am a gamer.
And though my latest gaming rig still includes an unHDTV, minor surround sound, and a slim PS2, I still drool and dream of upcoming games. Yet I must admit, it’s rare lately that [...]

Do Black Goths Exist?

….Apparently, yes they do, along with a whole collection of ethnic goths.
This was a question fueled by myth and factual claim, as my best friend, Spencer, the bizzaro redneck version of me, returned a few years ago one night with news that he had sighted such a creature.
Silverfrost was her name, and upon going [...]

It Came from the Bargain Bin

Grade: 5 or ehhhhhh.
Developer: Game Republic
Good: Battle System, number of demons to slash, graphics
Bad: Short shell of a true game, overall bland presentation.
Ugly: Underachieving sibling on PS3.
I can remember the first time Genji came out. It was right before there was going to be another Onimusha entry from Capcom–Dawn of Dreams–and, I’m sure [...]

WAKE UP!!!!!

WAKE UP BASTARDS!!!
The end is upon thee and we’re in need of more freaking champagne.
Awaken Awaken. Seriously though do as Dethklok and Awaken those demons. My gosh that is such a rocking song. Can’t wait to cop that album when I get the funds. Expect an attempt at some kind of review in the near [...]